Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

I've never read an article of clothing.

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.