Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.