Most stick people are black.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.