Most stick people are black.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.