Most stick people are black.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.