It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.