It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.

The earth without art is just eh.

Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.