I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.