I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

I got into stand up just to do stand up because I love stand up.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.