There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.