There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.