There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'