There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.