There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

When I used to go on the Wikipedia page, and I haven't gone on the page in a while, there used to be some guy who was doing my page and he would say that he was my cousin and I was going to be doing projects with him. I don't know who this person is and I don't have a cousin by this name and this person keeps saying that they're doing projects with me. It's so weird.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.