There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.