I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.
I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.