Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.
A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"