When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'