Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.