I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.