I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

Most stick people are black.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.