I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.