I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

Vampires probably don't have great breath.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.

I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.