I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.