I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.
Demetri MartinMy friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Demetri MartinIf you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.
Demetri Martin