Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.
Demetri MartinI walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
Demetri Martin