Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
Demetri MartinA straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.
Demetri MartinRock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
Demetri MartinI've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.
Demetri Martin