A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.