A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.