A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.