There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
Demetri MartinI think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
Demetri MartinWhen I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
Demetri MartinAs a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
Demetri Martin