A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.