What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.

The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.