What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.