Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.