A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.