I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.
Demetri MartinThere's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.
Demetri MartinI like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
Demetri Martin