I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.