I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.