I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

Most stick people are black.

Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'