If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
Most stick people are black.
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".
Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.