Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.