Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.