If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.
I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.