Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.