A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.