To me, comedy is a game.
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.