The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.