I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.