If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.