You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.