You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.