Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.

I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.