Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.