Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

I like people, for a little while.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'