And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.

I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'