Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.