I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.