I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.