I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'