Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.