Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.

You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.