Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.