Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.