I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.