I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).