I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.