I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

I feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms for thankful.