A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.