A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.