A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.