It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.