Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy won a gold medal in the Olympics" "Oh yeah, that's cool, i wanna watch the fat guy" "Come on dude, you can take that hill"

When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.