My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.