I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.