I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.