I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
Once I started to look i finally began to see.
I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.