I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things.

Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.