The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
Demetri MartinThere's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.
Demetri MartinI'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
Demetri Martin