Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.