It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.