One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.