To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.
My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'