The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.