I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.

I was thinking how strange it is that water is one of the best, simplest things on this planet, and still with a simple glass of water you can neutralize so many of the greatest technological advances that we provide. Like with my blackberry, I can get in touch with so many people, but if I dip it in a small glass of water I'm completely disconnected.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.