When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.