At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.

At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.