At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

I like people, for a little while.