Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.