It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'