It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."