I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?
Demetri MartinThe plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
Demetri MartinIt feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
Demetri Martin