I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.