Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.